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Dating Advice

rahndom answered:
DamiTim because it’s me :’D ~ <3 Damian is following the dating advice of teen magazines to the T. Tim thinks it’s kinda cute

Her you go, cutie. ♥


Title: Dating Advice
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Alfred Pennyworth
Pairing: DamianTim
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 490
Warnings: Damian doesn’t understand romance. Also he’s whatever age you want him to be.


“Drake, I require your accompaniment to the movie theater at 2:30 this afternoon.”

Tim practically freezes and stares at Damian with a hesitant confused expression.

“I… What?”

“Attire shall be casual and we shall be seeing a movie that I have confirmed you have not seen and have come to believe you will enjoy. Be ready at 2 o’ clock.” With that, Damian turns and leaves, closing the door quietly behind him.

“What…” Tim stares down at the documents he was signing, “What just happened?”


Damian glares at the pages he holds, “I must be prepared. I should be confident but I should not be over bearing.”

He growls and nearly crumples the magazine and tosses it away from hiimself. “This is ridiculous!”

The boy pouts, grinding his teeth in the silence for several minutes. Eventually he goes and picks up the battered thing, smoothing out the pages.

Colin had told him this would be best… But this is ridiculous. How could a booklet such as this possibly know his situation well enough to give him proper advice?

But… Damian scowls. He has the confidence in himself to acknowledge that he is… lacking in social skills, particularly those which involve romance.

He opens the magazine again and reads the article once more.

It’s better than nothing, he supposes.


Tim shows up, half sure that it’s a joke and Damian’s just being a brat. But he sees the boy standing in front of the movie theater in some of his best casual clothes and…

Holding a small bouquet of flowers.

Oh god. He’s not going to faint.

So he accepts the flowers, allows Damian to pay for the tickets and snacks (he would have protested the treatment, but he’s practically walking in a daze), and watches the movie with him. It was actually something he enjoyed, which was just another notch in the “what the fuck is happening” meter.

Afterwards, they walked home together and split off, Damian going upstairs and Tim to the kitchen.

Alfred is there and Tim sees an empty vase filled with water on the counter. “You… Alfred, did you know about this?”

The old man nods, “Master Damian requested this of me.”

“I see…” Tim distractedly puts the flowers in the vase. “Do you… know what’s up with him?”

“I believe he is attempting to make your relationship more amicable.”

Tim looks at him incredulously.

Alfred raises an eyebrow in return.

Tim huffs, “Well, it’s kind of disturbing.”

“Surely that’s not all you’re feeling, Master Tim.”

His frown wrinkles his nose in an adorable way and Alfred allows himself a small chuckle.

“I guess it’s kinda cute, too…”


Damian holds himself back as much as possible but he still almost runs to his room when they get home. Once there, he locks himself in and dives onto the bed.

That had been more stressful that he’d anticipated.

He glances at his desk, the magazine hidden in one of the drawers.

He hopes for the sake of his fluttering stomach that this might actually work.


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Pillow Forts

varevare answered:
I’m sorry I’m late >x> damian trying to build a pillow fort to “practice military strategy”?

Pshhh w/e. I didn’t give a time limit, so you can’t be late. :P


Title: Pillow Forts
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 386
Warnings: FLUFF :D


“Dick, where is my bedding?”

“What? Why would I know that, Timmy? Besides, my stuff is missing, too. And all my pillows!” Dick pouts.

Tim rubs one temple, “Alright, is Alfred doing laundry or something?”

Dick shrugs and is about to speak when Jason comes barging in.

“Where the fuck are my sheets?”


They eventually find themselves in the library and there before them is a….

A pillow fort.

With chairs, a table, a dozen sheets, a few comforters, and a mountain of pillows. It’s very rough but it’s obvious enough what it is.



“Did Damian do this? He’s the only one missing.”

And as they say: “speak of the devil and he shall appear.”

Damian peeks out of one of the openings between sheets. “What are you fools doing here?”

“Uh, trying to figure out what you’re doing, demon brat.”

The boy huffs and looks down his nose at them, “Obviously I am studying military defense strategies.”


Tim raises an eyebrow, “Who told you this?”

“Father, of course. He’s the only one with any intelligence around here.” He pauses and frowns, “Aside from Pennyworth, I suppose.”

“I see.” Tim and Jason glance at Dick who looks like he’s about to combust from holding back the urge to glomp the boy and smother him in cuddles.

“Well, shall we leave you to it? Or do you want some help?”

Another posh huff, “What could you possibly help me with?”

“Well,” Dick has managed to compose himself for the most part, “I know I have a lot of experience in pillow forts. I know I could at least help set things up. So could Jay! And Timmy’s always been good at strategy.”

“Don’t drag me into this-“ Jason covers Tim’s mouth with one hand.

“Yeah, baby bat. Why not take advantage of all the resources available to you?”


It takes some convincing (both for Damian and Tim) but eventually they’re all into it.

And the result is a pillow fortress.

It’s glorious.


Bruce walks into the library, “Boys, dinner’s ready…”

A blink, and he looks up at the thing before him, “Wha-?”

“Attack!” someone cries.

And suddenly Bruce finds himself being pelted by pillows from four different directions.

Alfred ends up having to collect them all 20 minutes later for dinner.

Filed under varevare Damian Wayne Tim Drake Jason Todd Dick Grayson Bruce Wayne Alfred Pennyworth DCU Ava fics fanfiction prompt fill

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The Mockingbird Breaks

Lookie, guys!! I’m updating something! Not just that, but I’m updating Mockingbird!! 

I hope you enjoy! *blows kisses*


Title: The Mockingbird Breaks
Verse: Mockingbird
Characters/Pairings: Dick, Tim, Alfred, mentions of others
Rating: T
Wordcount: 1,543
Excerpt: He’s ashamed of himself, he thinks once he regains some semblance of emotion aside from emptiness. How could he become like this?

(Part 1 | Part 2)


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Filed under Mockingbird Ava fics fanfiction Tim Drake Alfred Pennyworth Dick Grayson Jason Todd Ra's al Ghul

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LOOK GUYS I WROTE FIC *rolls around* YAY

So I just have a mighty need for Ran to make her Child of the Fae story a verse. Or beg her to give it to me. Though I probably shouldn’t do that because as you all know I’m totally shit at updating. :( Alas.

But yeah. So I wrote some… kinda random things? For the story. uvu

I hope you enjoy.

(Sorry to the two of you who liked the first post. I meant it to be private for Ran before I made it public)


Title: Musings
Verse: from Rahndom’s Child of Fae story
Pairings/Characters: Batfamily/Tim implied, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, mentions of others
Rating: Uh, T?
Warnings: Ambiguous pairings, angsty Timmers


Tim remembers his childhood.

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Five kisses


Pairings: Gen, DickTim, BruTim, DamiTim, JayTim

Rating: T

Notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVA!!! I hope you’ll have a wonderful day and that you’ll like this even if just a bit. I haven’t written barely any kisses before so this was a real challenge! Also this is my first BruTim =///= and the JayTim got out of hand a bit Enjoy!!

(Also thanks to Winterysomnium, Brokenseal, Phyrebird and Tronkon for their help <3)

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*squees in happiness and rolls around* 


Filed under DickTim BruceTim DamianTim JasonTim Alfred Pennyworth Dick Grayson Bruce Wayne Damian Wayne Jason Todd Tim Drake varevare varebanos I LOVE IT OMG PERFECT fanfiction birthday 2013

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Hey guys, have a fic!

I hope you all are having a good day. At least, better than mine.

I enjoyed writing this, though, so it cheered me up a bit.

This is dedicated to everyone who asked for more of this verse. Thank you for liking it. ;v;


Title: Revelations
Just Leave Me
Character(s): Tim Drake, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Titus
Pairing: None
Rating: PG
Wordcount:  885
Warnings: Angst, angsty fluff, and other stuff.

Part 1 | Part 3


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Filed under Ava fics my work fanfiction Tim Drake Alfred Pennyworth Bruce Wayne Dick Grayson Damian Wayne Titus I can't remember how I tag fics how do I do this Just Leave Me

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Drunk on More than Love

This is dedicated to the anon who was super adorable and said:

Ava…Ava….Ava! I like how you write. No. I love how you write. And I do have a request (//w//) With your wonderful ability to put your imagination to words maybe a drunk fic of Tim. But Tim is not angsty or not just giggly but a cuddlekittententaclearmswillnotletyougonononoiwon’t and gives a kiss on the victims face before falling asleep. And he still won’t let go.

So adorable. omg. You’re too kind anon. ;v;

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this!!!


Title: Drunk on More than Love
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth
Pairing: none (but can be Batboys/Tim or A Specific Batboy/Tim)
Rating: PG-13ish?
Wordcount: 1,184
Summary: Tim is an interesting drunk. The men of the Batfamily learn this in different ways.


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Filed under Tim Drake Dick Grayson Bruce Wayne Jason Todd Damian Wayne Alfred Pennyworth fanfiction Ava fics my work DCU

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Lost in Time







Title: Lost in Time
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson
Pairing: Bruce/Tim
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1,384
Summary: Based off of Heart’s idea for BruTim time travel prompted by stinajy (I’M SO SORRY BBY I LOVE YOU ;A;), found here. Essentially, Tim is sent back in time and finds a younger Bruce and he helps him out.


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Filed under heartslogos Ava fics my work fanfiction BruceTim Bruce Wayne Tim Drake Alfred Pennyworth Dick Grayson this was fun to write it's so nice to write again

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The fic I wrote for tigrislupa for the Fic Hunt. It was categorized as “T” :) I hope you like(d) it!

I made a couple edits, just fyi.


Title: Self-Reassurance
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Characters: Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Jason Todd (mentioned)
Summary: Tim has to check on his family every night. Just to assure himself they haven’t dissappeared. Inspired in part by incogneat-oh’s headcanon.


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And So It Begins

Hey guys, guys what?

This is the first part of that angsty kitty!Tim fic I told you about!! \o3o/ Woooo! I finally wrote it after forever of it picking at my brain. @___@

This is not my best work, as I’m still getting back in the writing grove. Please bear with me. u__u

This fic is also dedicated to my beloved Kitty! It was her birthday today. Well, it still is. I’m just a bit late I suppose. Anyway. She didn’t really get fic and that makes me sad because she deserves all the fic!

I hope you guys enjoy!


Title: And So It Begins
Just Leave Me
Character(s): Tim Drake, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Titus
Pairing: None
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1,714
Warnings: Angst, Timmy being a very depressed cat, implications of abuse/neglect

Part 2 | Part 3


Tim sighs deeply, sprawled on his side.

Why do these things happen to him?

He stares at his small paws, at the deep black fur that he knows covers his body.  He twitches his tail, seeing the long slender thing from the corner of his eye. At least he kind of looked like himself in this form.

Black fur, blue eyes, slender form…

And small.

He’s not a kitten, but he nearly looks like one for his size.

His tail twitches again – this time in annoyance.

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Beware of Timmy angst!!

omg you guys.

I was thinking about some kitty Tim while I was laying down waiting for my ibuprofen to kick in. I was like, “You can never go wrong with kitty Tim. Kitty Tim is great.”


I have no idea where this idea came from. It just shows how much I love to torture Tim. omg.

So to give you a one-line summary of what I was thinking:

"Tim got turned into a cat, and he never wanted to change back."



Obviously, Tim gets turned into a cat.

This is during the time where he’s pretty much out of contact with the Bat family and none of them had really remembered to keep in contact with him, so yeah. They don’t know what he’s been up to recently so they don’t even notice when he disappears because he’s been turned into a cat/kitten. Tim had made it home and was managing to take care of himself because he’s a paranoid kid and totally had plans for if this ever happened.

But eventually his supplies start running low. He can’t research very well as a cat. And he just as a whole doesn’t know what to do.

So he figures he’d go to Wayne manor and hope they take him in and then try to tell them what’s up. So he goes and Alfred takes him in because honestly, as much as he loves Titus, he’s so much more of a cat person. Bruce lets him stay and Damian just “tt”s and Titus is overly affectionate which is really funny because enormous dog + tiny cat = funny.

But as things go on, Tim starts to think… I could really get used to this. I’m getting hugs. Pettings. I don’t have to stress out over all the work I burden myself with. I don’t have to worry about feeding myself and making sure I get sleep.

I could stay like this and no one would miss me.

It’s not like they’ve noticed I’m gone anyway.

So after several nights of learning the different ways a cat can cry, Tim gives up.

He goes back to his apartment. Shuts everything down. Does his best to sort out what he can.

He even leaves a note on his computer for if anyone ever decides to look.

"I don’t care anymore."

or something akin to that.

And he goes back to the mansion, curls up on Alfred’s lap, and lets it all go.

Time passes and a while later, Bruce is working with Zatanna and for some reason she’s in the Batcave. While Bruce and Damian are off doing something, she sees Tim and pretty much gasps aloud.

And Tim realizes she probably knows who he is.

She goes over to him and before she can say anything, he shakes his head, meowing “please don’t tell. Don’t do anything” hoping she might understand.

And she does.

But she’s so very conflicted. She realizes what must have driven him to this, and she actually cries at night a few times from the immense sorrow.

In the end, I haven’t decided if she tells them or remains silent.

If she does, I imagine they’d demand for her to change him back and she does because you just can’t go against Batman. And Tim… she has nightmares about the broken, desperate look he gave her before he covered it over with a mask. Dick would coddle him, Bruce would be easier on him, Damian wouldn’t change, but generally everyone would be nicer to him and more careful. But eventually things would go back to the way they were and Tim would be left like he was before. And maybe he’d pull up a favor from someone. even Zatanna. Get them to change him back into a cat and this time, he wouldn’t go to Wayne manor. He’d wander off and no one he knows would see him again.

If she doesn’t, I can imagine him spending his days happily. Chatting with Titus, sleeping, eating, enjoying life. And then, maybe, Ra’s will check in on his cameras in the manor (you know he has one or two) and sees this cat who reminds him an awful lot of the young detective. He’d do some research and understand and possibly kidnap kittyTim. Ra’s would tell him he can remain as a cat, but Ra’s would still appreciate him and etc, or he can be human again and he swears that Tim’d never have to worry about anything. And that would turn into some lovely Ra’sTim. uvu But that’s the only happy ending I can think of.

I also imagine Jason being the first one to notice Tim was gone. And the only one to really care. Because he and Tim had been working together more and he actually kinda liked the kid (romantically or not).

So yeah.

Holy crap that was long.


Anyone interested? :U

Filed under Tim Drake Batfamily Kitty Tim angst yeah *sobs* prompt kinda Ra's al Ghul Jason Todd Alfred Pennyworth Bruce Wayne Damian Wayne Dick Grayson headcanon sorta I'm so sorry Tim

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Trick or Treat

Guys, you have all been so patient with me and my complaining about my not feeling well and my tumblr. And I love you all for it. ;u;

So, here is a thank you fic!! <3333

jacobooms asked for:

Your sleepover Fic is perfect<3 think you could write a Halloween story where Tim goes out trick or treating as Catwoman, with whomever you choose? :) lol

(Thank you so much, dear! I’m glad you liked it!)

I would have done a prompt from a while ago, because I just really need to do them, but… Inspiration for this hit me like a brick to the face. XD

I’m pretty proud of how this turned out. I hope you all enjoy it. >u<


Title: Trick or Treat
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake
Pairing: Whatever you’d like to see. ;DDD
Rating: PG-13 for Tim’s hips XD
Warnings: Crack, other stuff. I don’t feel like really warning you because that would be spoiling. >3>

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