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The Mockingbird Breaks

Lookie, guys!! I’m updating something! Not just that, but I’m updating Mockingbird!! 

I hope you enjoy! *blows kisses*

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Title: The Mockingbird Breaks
Verse: Mockingbird
Characters/Pairings: Dick, Tim, Alfred, mentions of others
Rating: T
Wordcount: 1,543
Excerpt: He’s ashamed of himself, he thinks once he regains some semblance of emotion aside from emptiness. How could he become like this?

(Part 1 | Part 2)

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Dolls Can’t Talk

Why do I find such satisfaction in abusing Tim?

I am a horrible person.

I’m so sorry.

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Title: Dolls Can’t Talk
Verse: Joker’s Doll
Characters: Joker, Tim Drake, mentions of others
Pairings: No pairing unless you’re twisted like me and want to ship one-sided Joker/Tim
Rating: T
Warnings: More creepy shit for your enjoyment!
Excerpt: Being completely incapable of doing anything physical provides a lot of time to think. Though sometimes even thinking is difficult, especially right after a dose paralytic.

(Part 1)

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I WUV YOU AND IF YOU GUESS WHO I AM YOU GET A COOKIE. NOW, FIC. [1] Tim wakes up with a moan, writhing against the hand that is skimming, feather-like, across his throat and side. His eyes come open in a flutter of lashes, two flashes of green above the glowing red apples of his cheeks. “What…” breathless, surprised, pleasured. “…are you dong?”

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Musings

LOOK GUYS I WROTE FIC *rolls around* YAY

So I just have a mighty need for Ran to make her Child of the Fae story a verse. Or beg her to give it to me. Though I probably shouldn’t do that because as you all know I’m totally shit at updating. :( Alas.

But yeah. So I wrote some… kinda random things? For the story. uvu

I hope you enjoy.

(Sorry to the two of you who liked the first post. I meant it to be private for Ran before I made it public)

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Title: Musings
Verse: from Rahndom’s Child of Fae story
Pairings/Characters: Batfamily/Tim implied, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, mentions of others
Rating: Uh, T?
Warnings: Ambiguous pairings, angsty Timmers

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Tim remembers his childhood.

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PROMPT! OMFG IDEAS ASLKDGJ;ALKSJG

DO YOU KNOW THE SONG “TWO BLACK CADILLACS” BY THE AMAZING CARRIE UNDERWOOD?

If no, then shame on you. Go listen to it/see the lyrics here.

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Have you watched it?

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Good. 

Okay, so here’s the idea:

Bruce Wayne is a player. He’s married to either Tim Drake or Jason Todd and then is having an affair with the other. Neither of them know this until the spouse calls up the number and they talk for the first time.

They decide that they’re not gonna let this go.

I think you get where this is going. ;)

So have them hook up afterwards or just go their separate ways. Either is fine, though I prefer the former.

THIS IS OPEN FOR ALL

I MIGHT WRITE IT MYSELF BUT I WOULDN’T COUNT ON IT. BECAUSE I’M A FAIL.

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EDIT: *sighs* Looking back at it now I wonder if I was too enthusiastic. :’( Thank you to Ari for liking it, though…

Five kisses

varevare:

Pairings: Gen, DickTim, BruTim, DamiTim, JayTim

Rating: T

Notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVA!!! I hope you’ll have a wonderful day and that you’ll like this even if just a bit. I haven’t written barely any kisses before so this was a real challenge! Also this is my first BruTim =///= and the JayTim got out of hand a bit Enjoy!!

(Also thanks to Winterysomnium, Brokenseal, Phyrebird and Tronkon for their help <3)

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OMG

THIS IS PERFECT I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!

*squees in happiness and rolls around* ♥♥♥♥♥

EVERYONE READ THIS

OMG NO

I’m having a Halloween party tomorrow. And one of the things I’m going to do is carve two pumpkins. 

A large one and a small one.

I’m going to carve the Bat symbol into the large one and the Robin symbol into the little one. And it will be adorable and amazing. ovo

Well. I was cleaning the counter tonight. And I accidentally hit the little one. 

…And it rolled.

And rolled.

Until it fell off the counter.

And I nearly collapsed in sudden and inexplicable Jason feels.

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My mom gave me really weird looks and then rolled her eyes at me.

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He’s It’s okay, though. And now happily sitting next to the big one and waiting to be carved into tomorrow.

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I hate everything.

Drunk on More than Love

This is dedicated to the anon who was super adorable and said:

Ava…Ava….Ava! I like how you write. No. I love how you write. And I do have a request (//w//) With your wonderful ability to put your imagination to words maybe a drunk fic of Tim. But Tim is not angsty or not just giggly but a cuddlekittententaclearmswillnotletyougonononoiwon’t and gives a kiss on the victims face before falling asleep. And he still won’t let go.

So adorable. omg. You’re too kind anon. ;v;

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this!!!

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Title: Drunk on More than Love
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth
Pairing: none (but can be Batboys/Tim or A Specific Batboy/Tim)
Rating: PG-13ish?
Wordcount: 1,184
Summary: Tim is an interesting drunk. The men of the Batfamily learn this in different ways.

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cleromancy:

cleromancy:

petition for an au where jason is helena b’s sidekick and tim is oracle’s little helper and they team up and eventually kiss

wouldn’t it be cute though

• helena’s super tuff and also a good teacher and she and jason go around beating up jerks and bruce is like “MRRRGHHH THIS IS MY CITY” and she and jason bite their thumb at him 
• (no like legit i bet jason quotes that part of romeo and juliet bc helena’s going over that with him and he thinks it’s hilarious) 
• and tim gets taken in by barbara and goes out to do surveillance stuff on her watch, puts up cameras and shit, and maybe gets to do go-between things btwn barbara and helena bc tim and helena get along really well 
• AND THEN TIM AND JASON MEET and jason is immediately infatuated (tim has probably already seen jason in action and probably has a crush) but they get off on the wrong foot for whatever reason so tim gets snippy and/or sassy which obviously makes jason fall harder
• and cute teamups and jason being all heartseyed at tim 
• and barbara laughing at tim and teasing him a bit
• and helena having to put up with jason being like “omg he’s so clever DID YOU HEAR THIS QUIP HE MADE hes amazing omg” and helena’s like “jason just kiss the boy already goddamn” (she thinks it’s cute. she’d never admit it though) 
• and jason’s like “…” “…” “…oh ok” and probably does hehe

omg yes please

someone

please

;A;

Beware of Timmy angst!!

omg you guys.

I was thinking about some kitty Tim while I was laying down waiting for my ibuprofen to kick in. I was like, “You can never go wrong with kitty Tim. Kitty Tim is great.”

WELL I WAS WRONG

I have no idea where this idea came from. It just shows how much I love to torture Tim. omg.

So to give you a one-line summary of what I was thinking:

“Tim got turned into a cat, and he never wanted to change back.”

Yup.

So.

Obviously, Tim gets turned into a cat.

This is during the time where he’s pretty much out of contact with the Bat family and none of them had really remembered to keep in contact with him, so yeah. They don’t know what he’s been up to recently so they don’t even notice when he disappears because he’s been turned into a cat/kitten. Tim had made it home and was managing to take care of himself because he’s a paranoid kid and totally had plans for if this ever happened.

But eventually his supplies start running low. He can’t research very well as a cat. And he just as a whole doesn’t know what to do.

So he figures he’d go to Wayne manor and hope they take him in and then try to tell them what’s up. So he goes and Alfred takes him in because honestly, as much as he loves Titus, he’s so much more of a cat person. Bruce lets him stay and Damian just “tt”s and Titus is overly affectionate which is really funny because enormous dog + tiny cat = funny.

But as things go on, Tim starts to think… I could really get used to this. I’m getting hugs. Pettings. I don’t have to stress out over all the work I burden myself with. I don’t have to worry about feeding myself and making sure I get sleep.

I could stay like this and no one would miss me.

It’s not like they’ve noticed I’m gone anyway.

So after several nights of learning the different ways a cat can cry, Tim gives up.

He goes back to his apartment. Shuts everything down. Does his best to sort out what he can.

He even leaves a note on his computer for if anyone ever decides to look.

“I don’t care anymore.”

or something akin to that.

And he goes back to the mansion, curls up on Alfred’s lap, and lets it all go.

Time passes and a while later, Bruce is working with Zatanna and for some reason she’s in the Batcave. While Bruce and Damian are off doing something, she sees Tim and pretty much gasps aloud.

And Tim realizes she probably knows who he is.

She goes over to him and before she can say anything, he shakes his head, meowing “please don’t tell. Don’t do anything” hoping she might understand.

And she does.

But she’s so very conflicted. She realizes what must have driven him to this, and she actually cries at night a few times from the immense sorrow.

In the end, I haven’t decided if she tells them or remains silent.

If she does, I imagine they’d demand for her to change him back and she does because you just can’t go against Batman. And Tim… she has nightmares about the broken, desperate look he gave her before he covered it over with a mask. Dick would coddle him, Bruce would be easier on him, Damian wouldn’t change, but generally everyone would be nicer to him and more careful. But eventually things would go back to the way they were and Tim would be left like he was before. And maybe he’d pull up a favor from someone. even Zatanna. Get them to change him back into a cat and this time, he wouldn’t go to Wayne manor. He’d wander off and no one he knows would see him again.

If she doesn’t, I can imagine him spending his days happily. Chatting with Titus, sleeping, eating, enjoying life. And then, maybe, Ra’s will check in on his cameras in the manor (you know he has one or two) and sees this cat who reminds him an awful lot of the young detective. He’d do some research and understand and possibly kidnap kittyTim. Ra’s would tell him he can remain as a cat, but Ra’s would still appreciate him and etc, or he can be human again and he swears that Tim’d never have to worry about anything. And that would turn into some lovely Ra’sTim. uvu But that’s the only happy ending I can think of.

I also imagine Jason being the first one to notice Tim was gone. And the only one to really care. Because he and Tim had been working together more and he actually kinda liked the kid (romantically or not).

So yeah.

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Holy crap that was long.

Anyway…

Anyone interested? :U